BonkdAdd to Chrome

Reader for the rest of us

Make any article dumb easy to read.

One click and the page rewrites itself in plain English. Pick how hard you want to get bonked. Original is one toggle away.

3 free articles a week. Pro is $5/mo, unlimited. No API key. No signup to try it.

See it work

Same paragraph, three levels of bonk.

Click a tab. The right column rewrites instantly. No install needed.

Wikipedia — Quantum entanglement

Quantum entanglement is the phenomenon of a group of particles being generated, interacting, or sharing spatial proximity in such a way that the quantum state of each particle of the group cannot be described independently of the state of the others, including when the particles are separated by a large distance.

Bonk

When two tiny particles are linked, they stay linked. Even if you put one in your pocket and fly the other to Mars, poking one still tells you about the other. They aren't really two separate things anymore — they're one thing in two places.

How it works

Three clicks. No config.

1

Install

Add Bonkd to Chrome. The capybara lives in your toolbar.

2

Pick a level

Little, Bonk, or Big Bonk. Big is Comic Sans on purpose.

3

Click Simplify

The page rewrites in place. Toggle back to the original anytime.

Why people install it

Built for the slop-tier internet.

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Three reading levels

From "just a little plainer" to "five-year-old explaining it back."

One-click TLDR

Headline plus three bullets when you don't even want the simplified version.

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Toggle to original

Bonk in place. One switch restores the original page exactly.

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No API keys, no signup

3 free articles a week. Bring an account only if you want Pro.

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Auto-bonk per site

Tick a box on a site you read a lot. Future visits simplify on load.

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Page never trains the AI

Article text is used only to generate your simplification. Period.

It actually works

93% accurate

Across 276 paragraphs from 7 real-world sites — Wikipedia, news, academic abstracts, opinion essays — Bonkd preserves named entities, numbers, and structure 93% of the time at every reading level. The remaining ~7% usually just lands at a slightly wrong length, not factually off.

Not perfect. Pretty solid for a capybara with a stick.

Pricing

Free is real. Pro is $5.

Free

$0
  • 3 articles a week
  • All 3 bonk levels
  • TLDR
  • Toggle original
Add to Chrome

Pro

$5 /mo
  • Unlimited articles
  • Sign in with Google to activate
  • Cancel anytime, Stripe
  • Future Pro features first
Upgrade to Pro

FAQ

Things people ask first.